Dear Rob;
We
got back on Saturday night, February 12th. We all had a
great time in the
Grenadines
for the most
part. The only thing that was below par was the
skipper on our yacht, and the ship’s cook literally could not cook
at all. Everything else was fantastic and exceeded our
expectations!!! The weather was really good, with the
exception of light winds that made our time aboard Le
Large, alias The Barge with Captain Pennypincher,
even longer between island passages.
Captain
Pennypincher’s real name is Michel Brassard. Michel is a
French Canadian expatriate who has lived in the Caribbean
for the last
12 years. His female companion of 20 years, Alberte’,
left him and went back to Canada two weeks
before our arrival. Lucky us! Instead of Alberte’
cooking the delicious meals advertised on the boat’s website,
Michel hired a 25 year old French girl named Marin who had
just completed a transatlantic crossing in January.
Marin was found cleaning catamarans for switch.fr (a low-cost French-crewed
charter company based in Martinique. Marin
is a sweet and wonderful gal who just simply cannot cook at all.
She was willing to work for low wages, so BINGO, she was our
“cook”. Of course,
Michel provisioned the boat with the cheapest crap he could find.
Onboard, we survived on toast and coffee, burnt eggs, and overcooked
fish and rice. YUM! As
you may ascertain, I do not recommend the Le Large or
Captain Pennypincher to anyone. The yacht is not very
well maintained and we ran aground on two different evenings while
anchored. We got stuck on the bottom for six hours in Tobago
Cays, and once again the next evening while anchored on the other
side of Petit Bateau. It’s a miracle that the rudder made it
out intact. Our captain was a real safety conscience
fanatic, huh?
Michel
was really heartbroken over the loss of his long-time
companion, so we tried to be patient with his escapades.
It was difficult because he was a self-described expert on every subject on earth and he would barge into
every private conversation. I
am surprised he didn’t stick his head into our cabin hatch and
try to help us with our love making techniques.
Politics are his main subject and he is not a fan of the
U.S.
or the
English-speaking parts of Canada, so it got a
little tiresome since we were all Americans just wanting to relax.
Michel and I had a private little conference after a couple
of days and I tried to very strongly suggest that he relax a bit.
That worked for all of about a day!
Then it was back to “Workers of the world unite”, and
“
Quebec
should break
away from Canada
”.
He is a real character!
Our
trip began when we flew direct from Indianapolis
to Hewanorra
Airport
St. Lucia.
We took a taxi to
Marigot
Bay through the mountains of
St. Lucia, a trip
well
worth the $70.00 U.S.
that we
paid. It was nice to see the beautiful people of
St. Lucia
and their
homes on the 50 minute taxi ride. We didn’t have a chance to
meet JJ or Herman at JJ’s Paradise
in Marigot
Bay. We
arrived a little late and everyone was a little tired after the
flight from Indiana. Marigot
Bay
is quaint
and beautiful, though! It could be the
world’s most perfect natural little harbor.
Our
ten-hour sail from Marigot
Bay
to Bequia
was really nice. Sailing past the Pitons of St. Lucia and
then past the beautiful
island
of St.
Vincent was fantastic.
St. Vincent
is a
most awesome island to just gaze at as you quietly slice
through the navy blue waters. It was truly a wonderful
experience. We sailed the last two hours to Bequia in total
darkness because there was no moon at all. The night sailing
was kind of thrilling and a little scary for an amateur
sailor/passenger.
All
of us (my wife, Rick, Cyndi, and I) aboard Le
Large very much enjoyed Port Elizabeth, Bequia. The
girls liked the shopping and we all fell in love with the people.
We had drinks and a little lunch at Le Bistro
which is very close to the Customs Office. Mitch, the owner
of Le Bistro, also owns the liquor/convenience store
attached next door. Mitch’s girlfriend and the mother of
his baby, works in the restaurant and is a really nice lady with a
wonderful laugh. Mitch shared a great story of how he was
mentored by the famous “Foxy” of Jost Van Dyke in the
BVI. We all met Foxy seven years ago while drinking several
Rum Runners at his famous beach bar on Jost Van Dyke. He
actually made up a song with the info he gleaned from us
about where we were from and what we did for a living.
It
seems that several years ago (around 7 or 8) Mitch was living in
what Mitch described as “a shack” in Bequia. While
in Port
Elizabeth, he met
an older black man that asked about where he should stay for the
night. Mitch offered the old man to stay with him in his
shack for the night. The old man readily accepted and stayed
the night at Mitch’s place. Mitch fed him and would take no
money from this old black stranger in town.
The
next afternoon the likeable stranger asked Mitch if we would like
to accompany him to a formal dinner he was invited to that
evening, as his guest. The old man told Mitch that there
would be free food and drinks, that it should be a good time and he
should wear his best clothes. Mitch quickly agreed and went
with the old man to the dinner.
Upon entering the hall Mitch and the stranger caused a
standing ovation. The dinner was in Foxy’s honor and the
hall was full of government dignitaries and island VIP’s.
They starting cheering, “Foxy!, Foxy!”.
Needless
to say Mitch had no idea who he was helping that day.
Mitch told me he couldn’t believe it and Foxy was so impressed
with Mitch’s kindness and intelligence that he has helped Mitch to
start his business and to mentor him through it’s growth.
We
also stopped by the Green Boley and had a couple Hairoons and
bought a couple things in the gift shop. I did buy my
daughter a handmade medical smock that she really likes. It
even fits her and she likes it and actually wears it to work!
If
you want the absolutely coldest beer in the islands visit Nelly’s
Bar across from Sargeant Brothers Model Boat Shop which is located
north of the Shell Depot and up the hill a bit on the main street
in Bequia. Nelly is an older woman with a club foot and she
is a real sweetheart and her bar is kept immaculately clean.
Great prices too. I bought a nice model working schooner
that they wanted $900.00
U.S.
for and I
ended up paying $650.00, plus $50.00 shipping. I didn’t want
to take the chance of damaging it on our yacht or on the
plane home. The boat I bought is a real beauty and the
ultimate souvenir, in my opinion, of Bequia.
Our
next stop was Mustique. We
anchored in Britannia
Bay
and because
of the abnormally light winds, the yacht that often reported rolling
at night was quite tolerable for sleeping.
We arrived in Mustique around sunset so by the time we
dinghied to Basil’s Bar, the sun had already sunk below the
horizon and it was dark. I
had already made reservations at the The Firefly for dinner that
night, so we had a couple of drinks at Basil’s before being
transported up the hill by Adrian our waiter at The Firefly.
Basil’s
service was very slow and actually a little disappointing.
Unfortunately, we were there a week too late.
It seems that on Tuesday February 1st , Mick
Jagger gave an impromptu performance. I later talked with some very nice Brits that just
happened to be there. They
said that it was really great.
Mick sang about five songs and finished with “Jumpin’ Jack Flash.”
I guess the “crowd” of
around 25 people went wild. I
wished we could have been there for that!
He was backed up by a group of Jazz musicians, the Rolling
Stones were not there with him.
The
Firefly was a great time and the food was fabulous.
The crab cakes should not be missed, they are mouth-watering good. We all
had a great time and loved the food.
I treated Captain Pennypincher and Marin to dinner and they
were very appreciative. Captain
Pennypincher had never been there, even though he has
visited Mustique many
times in his 12 years of chartering.
The experience changed his opinion of Mustique, which he
had tried to talk me out of visiting when he saw my proposed
itinerary.
We
all watched a six-foot Atlantic manta ray the next morning swimming
around our yacht in the pristine waters for about 30 minutes in
Britannia
Bay.
That was really cool.
We
also had a stupendous beach barbeque with the “real”
Seckie. We then also hired him to run us all around the
next day in his 26 foot fiberglass pirogue with a 65 horse
Yamaha outboard motor. Seckie
picked us up in the Tobago Cays and we then went to Petit Tabac
(with an iced down cooler of Hairoons) for a couple of hours.
We then motored over to the Mopion Sandbank for a few minutes for
pictures then we motored around Petit St. Vincent and checked out
the beautiful resort.
Then we slid into Petit Martinique (Grenada) without any
Customs visit for a couple of drinks. It was too hot there
with no wind there so we decided to motor over to Palm
Island
and the
resort for lunch. The resort on Palm
Island is first
class with really nice people and great food, albeit a little bit
pricy. Seckie, our guide, ate lunch with us and we then
decided to motor clear around Union
Island
on the east
coast. Wow, it was fantastic and unspoiled. We had a
chance to watch a group of fishermen using a huge circular net to
catch bait fish in Chatham
Bay.

After
motoring past
Bloody
Bay
on Union
we then
motored across the channel to Mayreau and met our yacht that had
anchored in Salt
Whistle
Bay
while we
were exploring. It was really a fantastic day. Seckie
is a great guy and we had dinner with him two days later at Nola’s
in Clifton.
Seckie told me you have him mixed up with someone else (Larsten)
and you have the wrong guy in your website. Seckie is great
and I highly recommend him for beach barbeques and tours. Seckie can be reached by calling 784-530-5913 or 784-492-0787. Beach
barbeque for $60 U.S. per person and the 4 of us only spent
$150.00 for the day trip on his boat. We did extend the day
trip for an additional $50.00 because it was so much fun.

We
had a delicious lunch of Red Snapper with some sort of fabulous
sauce with Robert Righteous. Rick and I spent too much time in his
place partying so we hired Curtis to take me and Rick down the
hill in his taxi. Our wives made the mistake of leaving us
alone while they returned to the boat. Robert is truly a
great guy and we met some of the kids on the island.
A little girl was celebrating her 5th birthday
and she and Robert demonstrated some new dance moves for us.
It was really fun and entertaining.
We simply underestimated the power of the rum drinks we
were drinking. Be
careful they are powerful!
Rick
and I saw Yellow Man playing dominos so we hung out with him and
some locals near the dock in Salt Whistle and got even more
wasted. By the time we got back to the boat our wives and
the captain were pissed off and a mutiny was nearly completed. :~)
Somehow
we managed to make it to Clifton, on
Union
Island, before dark
for our last night aboard on Friday. We docked at the
Anchorage Yacht Club (AYC) which made it nice to get on and off
the yacht at will, instead of using the dinghy. The airport
is also within walking distance to the airport, although we later
used the little electric tram provided by the hotel for $2.00 U.S.
Friday
night we all, including our Captain Pennypincher and Marin, our
cook imposter and Seckie ate dinner at Nola’s Restaurant in Clifton
and I think
we had a good time (what I remember of that night). We would
do anything to avoid eating Marin’s cooking.
When
we awoke on Saturday morning we got a room at the AYC for $45.00
U.S.
and they had
the best showers in town. We all were in heaven with water
pressure and clean bodies and then we got to enjoy a little air
conditioning in the room. The showers are actually outside
of the room and are plenty big enough for two people to enjoy.
After showering and cooling off we walked the streets of Clifton
and tried to
spend any money we had left.
Around
1:45pm
we went to
the airport in Clifton
and met our
chartered 5-passenger twin engine plane from Mustique Airways to
fly us back to Vieux Fort,
St. Lucia.
We had to meet our ride home to Indianapolis
aboard a
Boeing 737 on ATA. The flight onboard the little charter
plane was about 50 minutes total and costs us a little over
$800.00 U.S.
This
allowed us to see a lot of places without ever having to backtrack
to return our boat. We simply kept sailing south from St. Lucia
until we ran
out of our allotted 7 days. One big advantage of chartering
over bareboating is that you don’t have to take the boat back
to where you started, this gives you more range.
I
really appreciate your website because it helped me plan our trip
to the Windwards. Your info was most helpful and I want to
thank you again for your help. Our trip was greatly enhanced
by your reports. Without
your help it would have been a lot less predictable and less fun.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I
will send you some pictures of Seckie (Cletus Alexander) so you
can “fix” his write up. I told Seckie I would.
I also talked with Free Willy, Robert Righteous, Sam (the
Boat Boy), and
a host of others. I told them that you had helped me and I
told them all “hello,” from Rob Charuk!
They all know who you are and remember you.
Thanks
again,
Tim and Connie Cree